the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen
i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager