Anonymous: Steal all the pasta

joydick:

Okay

13 hours ago // 4 notes

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus)

13 hours ago // 1,554,488 notes

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel)

13 hours ago // 260,662 notes

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

13 hours ago // 497,399 notes

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

13 hours ago // 117,316 notes

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

13 hours ago // 24,134 notes

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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13 hours ago // 1,080,746 notes